Old Thyme Cow Pie is a recipe seen in the title book of every Chowderepisode. It is an easy difficulty dish and produces 200 servings each.
6 cups flower
2 clumps of grass
2 cups milk
2 cups sugar
2 cups more milk
1 large spoon
1 cow outfit
1 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons mace
1 cup olive oil
Place the flowers, milk, and sugar in a large mixing bowl and mix em up. Give em a real good sound mixing, mix mix.
Remove the pan from the heat and dump the contents onto wax paper.
Dry out the milk and return to collander.
In a small saucepan melt the butter, stir in the flour with a wooden spoon.
Lay on the sofa and use the spoon to shovel the mixture in your mouth. Then take a nap, when you wake up watch some TV and maybe take a shower. Or call your friend Larry, you haven't seen him in a while.