|Old Man Thyme|
|First Appearance||Old Man Thyme|
|Voice actor||Tom Kenny|
Old Man Thyme (mistakenly Old Man Time by Chowder) is a green-skin old man with glasses who owns a paperweight company named after himself. His physcial appearance and voice makes him very similar to the old bank teller from Shnitzel Makes a Deposit. He has a very calm-toned voice, even when he has to call the police. He has a wife named Parsley.
In Old Man Thyme, Chowder mistakes him as Old Man Time and thinks that he is the cause of people getting older. Chowder wants to defeat Old Man Thyme so that he'll never get old. Old Man Thyme kindly introduces him to himself and his wife and offers special discounts for his paperweights to Chowder, but Chowder thinks it's a trick and smacks a paperweight out of Old Man Thyme's hands, which causes him to call the police. Chowder boards up the door and expects that to keep Old Man Thyme in the store forever, but the police remove it. Chowder later hires a baby army to attack Old Man Thyme, but it just creates a baby infestation. Old Man Thyme calls the police for a final time, and Chowder ends up in jail.
- Old Man Thyme often forgets the number for the police, even when he says 911 out loud.
- Old Man Thyme's voice is done by Tom Kenny, who does the voice of Spongebob in Spongebob Squarepants.
- He called the police 3 times. (It's possibly that the second time he called they arrested the rock & roll guy that Chowder made to play music outside the store to make Old Man Thyme powerless.)
- He seems to forget things after 2 to 3 seconds.