Mince Meach Pie is a fruit pie that's dangerous to make and even more dangerous to eat. It's made out of the Queen Meach and is known to be the most delicious pie in the world. Regular meaches can't be used because they're dangerously bitter and also incredibly vicious. The pie has on the Queen's hat. Whoever eats this will be attacked by the queen's servants. Mung Daal has made this dish before and it resulted in him being attacked by meaches all day, every day for 25 years. Chowder and Shnitzel have also been attacked by Meaches, but not for long. Chowder has also made this pie. The costumer who order the pie ate it and would suffer the same fate Mung did for 25 years.
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