|First Appearance||"Burple Nurples"|
|Voice actor||C.H. Greenblatt|
Kiwi is a furry stop motion pink monster that sometimes appears and says something random, then waves his arms around, except when Chowder sees himself as bones in the basement and Kiwi says "You can do it Chowder." He is usually seen on a green background with three flies flying around him and only his head is visible, except on the episode "Brain Grub" where you see his body fully and he is on a background of a car shop. The only time anyone ever mentioned his name in the show was in The Brain Grub. He is voiced by C.H. Greenblatt.
Kiwi doesn't have much of a personality. He is usually seen either making fun of the other characters or other things.
He often talks to Chowder, telling him obvious things like, "That's some good thinking, Chowder."
It is possible if he has feelings for Schnitzel; in "Schnitzel Quits" he offers to give Schnitzel his heart forever.
- " End the show now. " - Grubble Gum (episode)
- " We got all makes and models. No credit, no problem. " - Brain Grub
- " That's some good thinking, Chowder. " - Mahjongg Night
- " Run Mung, run like the wind. " - Burple Nurples
- " Be the dream. Live the dream. Touch the dream. Touch it. " - Hey, Hey, It's Knishmas
- " A champion of stinking. " - Chowder Loses His Hat
- " Here we go again." - Chowder Loses His Hat
- " Flashback. " - Deadly Maze
- "You can do it, Chowder!"-The Moldy Touch
- "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"-The Heist
- "I'll give you my heart forever"- Schnitzel Quits
- "Well,what do you know."-The Birthday Suits
- "The Jokes are getting worse."-Big Ball
- "11 Minutes Later"-The Belgian Waffle Slobber Barker
- "Well this can't be good."-The Heavy Sleeper
- "Ugh!! That's terrible!" - The Wrong Address
- He is usually seen as a puppet, but in the originally he was not in that animation.
- He is named after the fruit and bird.
- Kiwi sometimes flaps his hands after talking. This may be a puppetry error.